There’s nothing like going to a summer camp away from home. No parents, no worries and no gossip. Though it’s good news for me, it’s bad news for my dear readers. However, my trusty IPhone will never be that far away. Before I go into the (I know, it’s awful) wilderness *shudder*, I should fill everyone in on the spicy gossip that I’m leaving behind.
N is still single. After leading on Cleo and then friend zoning her, his love life has become as boring as a long road trip. Even with his lack of lovers, he’s started to flirt with the thought of partying. Gasp. This is the same N that made S a social pariah after she showed up to senior party drunk. Why the change of heart little N?
Meanwhile, Cleo and Ed are no more. After holding hands at Ed’s birthday party, the two are about as close as me and Paris Hilton. Ed hasn’t given up though. He won’t stop texting her and even went as far as to give her a love letter. Poor Ed, but he needs to move on.
S has become an alcoholic. After her appearance at senior party as the most annoying intoxicated person, her recent stunt has given her a new meaning to drunk. Sources have confirmed her chugging of 5 beers at tinsel’s party. That five more than her record. Her hangover the next day only branded her as ‘that girl.’ Although C has given her the talk, everyone knows she’s just bitter about not being invited! What a hypocritical whore. Will S go off the deep end? Will C faithfully follow her?
M and DT are in love. Or so they say. After doing the dirty two months into their everlasting relationship, on M’s birthday DT say the L word. Though it’s barely been five months the two are convinced that they love each other. However, I’ve heard DT say he isn’t sure. If you ask me, they’ll be broken up by December and that will be one awkward tennis team. Will they really get married? Or will my prediction be right?
V and T are still together. After a year and three months of being off and on, they are on. Could this be the fairy tale they have worked so hard for? Or is it only a matter of time before they break up yet again?
You know you love me
The Southern Gossip Girl
Summer is every teenager’s favorite part of the year, but even if there is no school, drama is still being regularly dished out by our favorite pretty face: A.
What exactly has A been up to? Let me bring you to the beginning. Ever since I met A back in freshman year, I knew she was bad news. From her made up sex life stories to impeccable and flawless backstabbing, she’s been bad news. However, it seemed that this year she found the error in her ways… Or so it seemed. By dating the incredibly cute but quiet Nacho, she defied her social climbing. After a month of dating, the truth tumbled out: it was all a joke. With that breakup, the school thought Nacho had gotten out of her perfectly manicured clutches. That was a false hope however. While the two had gotten out of their fake relationship, a real relationship formed. After another month of the two actually dating, A broke it off. The end right? Not even close.
With A an Nacho’s single status, the world seemed to be fine. Until K, A’s bestfriend went after Nacho. A did everything in the book to getting her friends to cuss her out on twitter (can she be anymore pathetic?). K’s freshman self is holding up pretty well, (seeing as she’s sucking Nacho’s dick everyday) but what will A do next? Will she have any followers by senior year? Will A win most beautiful 2014? Will K crack? And more importantly, who am I?
Well that’s one secret I’ll never tell.
You know you love me,
The Southern Gossip Girl
In a small city called Corpus Christi there lived a group of teenagers with way too much drama and free time. This is where it all begins: